Indiana Jones And The Kingdom of the Krystal Burger

During our morning search for all things Krystal, we came across a couple of Twitter posts referencing the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull movie - except Crystal was spelled Krystal. And that made us chuckle. Then we saw this blog post, which we stole our title from (we can’t be clever all the time), and well, that made us laugh (that, or the fact that it’s the Friday before Memorial Day weekend. Either way, we’re giddy).

Then we started thinking about what a great parody Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Krystal Burger could be. Indiana Jones must rescue the sacred Krystal hamburger from the hands of the evil doers, as the Krystal holds the secret to all knowledge and grants its owner world domination. Or something like that. Call us Spielberg, we’ll work out the details.

Here’s the trailer for the real movie, which is out now. Looks pretty good, except pretend Harrison Ford is searching for a Krystal burger and that makes it a thousand times better.

One Response to “Indiana Jones And The Kingdom of the Krystal Burger”

1. A Chihuahua on Cheeseburgers - A Great Way to Start the Work Week » Krystalist Says:
   May 27th, 2008 at 11:44 am

   [...] everyone had a great long weekend full of fun, family, food and Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Krystal Hamburger. Now it’s back to reality and back to work. But in hopes of putting a smile on your face this [...]

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