Drinking Blueberry Krystal Freeze Makes You Smarter
We’ve all heard about the health benefits of pomegranate juice — the anti-oxidants, the improvements to your cardio-vascular health, the anti-aging properties — the list goes on and on. In fact, you name it, and we bet there’s a study somewhere that proves pomegranate seeds, pomegranate skin or pomegranate juice is the answer.
And all of this is good news for us because we love pomegranate. As we mentioned before, out of the seven Krystal Freeze flavors, pomegranate is the office favorite, and if the seedy little fruit is that healthy, then awesome for us. However, we want to make sure the other Krystal Freeze all-natural fruit flavorings get the respect they deserve.
So we want to share with you a news story which suggests (very unscientifically) that the Blueberry Krystal Freeze can make you smarter.
We came across this story written by Mark Kennedy at the Times Free Press in Chattanooga. In the article, he explains a scenario in which he takes his 6-year-old son through the drive-thru at Krystal where they order the Blueberry Krystal Freeze. Kennedy notices the woman working at Krystal is named, well, Crystal. He finds this amusing and begins discussing the irony of it with his son who, having now sipped down several large gulps of his Blueberry Krystal Freeze, explains to his dad that it really isn’t all that funny. The son proceeds to question his father and points out that there could be several explanations as to why “Crystal” is indeed printed on the woman’s name badge.
Kennedy states: “And so it begins. The boy, in his mind, has now become smarter than his dad. I don’t expect this will change for, oh, 30 years.”
Coincidence? We think not. We think this is a direct result of the benefits of drinking a Blueberry Krystal Freeze.
Ok, so not quite. We’re sure Kennedy’s son was already a genius before taking slurps of his Blueberry Krystal Freeze. Did you see his brilliant questions about the Easter Bunny?
In all seriousness though, blueberries ARE considered one of the “three super foods that can change your life” and check out this article which states “blueberries have compounds that boost neuron signals and help turn back on systems in the brain that can lead to using other proteins to help with memory or other cognitive skills.”
Yeah, we don’t quite get it either. All we know is that the new Blueberry Krystal Freeze is delicious, and it may, or may not, make you smarter. We also know from personal experience that it can cause brain freeze. So check out this brain freeze relief video.
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