Krystal Hall of Famer Jason Jennette conducts a Brain Freeze Straw Study.
Jason Jennette,
Krystal Hall of Fame inductee #22, blogs about his love for all things small and square over at
The Adventures of Krystal Kid. Jennette was one of the first to chronicle his passion for Krystal with his tales of eating at the restaurant every Thursday, which he has done for nearly 20 years.
He recently moved from Macon, Ga., to Wilmington, N.C., and has to travel a good distance to get to his nearest Krystal, however this doesn’t stop him from enjoying his Krystal Thursdays. Nope, he simply stockpiles his favorite square burgers and reheats them on, well, Thursdays obviously. That’s dedication folks.
But we digress. We recently stopped by his blog to check out his latest Krystal (and sometimes non-Krystal) musings when we stumbled across a post about his “Brain Freeze Straw Study”. After one of his friends reported back that he didn’t suffer from sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia after trying the new Krystal Freeze (maybe he used our brain freeze relief tips?), Jennette decided to conduct a straw study, comparing various fast food restaurant straws to one another in order to determine whether a straw’s length and/or width can hinder or induce brain freeze.
After conducting the straw comparison and drawing upon his own brain freeze experiences, Jennette develops this conclusion: “Krystal should introduce a “Brain Freeze SuperStraw” that is twice the diameter of their current straw, thus allowing maximum frozen throughput and literally slamming the frozen beverage into the brain housing of their customers.”
Ouch we say, but for those weirdos of you who actually enjoy suffering from brain freeze, Jennette’s study suggests using the largest and widest straw possible to quickly suck down your favorite Krystal Freeze flavor. For the rest of you hoping to prevent brain freeze, perhaps try sipping out of a coffee stirrer or, even better, just check out our tips for brain freeze relief.
Take a look at Jennette’s complete study here.
*Many thanks to Jason Jennette for conducting this research, thus helping further advance Krystal’s sphenopalatineganglioneuralgia relief efforts. Photo courtesy of Jennette.